1. get telephone. check.
2. get landline connected. check.
3. order broadband. check.
4. install modem. check.
5. wait for up to 10 working days for lights on modem to start blinking to indicate broadband is connected. status: pending.
6. set up secure wifi network. status: pending. (see 5)
7. surf online to your hearts content. status: pending. (see 6)