fun on your own

and it's free!

become a rasterbator

seriously addictive self pleasurement...get your creative juices flowing...

speaking of addictive, it's 1pm and if i don't get some coffee in me it's gonna get nasty...

LB,x

post script:

one crappy cup of coffee in the local pub does not make a happy LoserBaby...

in bank across street from work. looooooong wait to deposit a euro cheque into the work bank account. so long that by time i get to the counter the bank is closing.

teller: are you a signatory to this account?
LB: no.
teller: this euro cheque needs to be signed on the back by one of your account signatories.
LB: you've never asked for that before
teller: it's been that way for nine months.
LB: but you've never asked for this before. we deposit cheques in here every week. i've been coming in here for the organisation for nearly 2 years.
teller: it has to be signed. by a signatory. i'm sorry. (fake smile)
LB: (deadpans) no problem.
in LB's head: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.


anger issues? moi?
LB,x