Thursday, December 07, 2006
perhaps not a one-woman kinda guy
received this from the gd dr, with the title, you will love this.
well, indeed i did. thanx gh.
so my question is,
let's assume freud is totally wrong and a man is not looking for a copy of his mother, for indeed who's gonna match up to the Blessed Virgin, if Jesus was willing to entertain the idea of giving up all those good chrispo-chicks and being my boyfriend, how far would he be willing to go on the first date?
that said, you gotta wonder 'bout a guy using deific omnipresence to multi-date...and ever since 'father' john bell said in a gb seminar that the Saviour had headlice, well, his good-on-paper-guy reputation i had imagined has been somewhat tarnished...
prayer:
dear lord
i just... i just pray you will come on a date with me this friday night.
please come in the form of sam seaborn, deputy communications director to the bartlett administration, (preferably season 3).
since you are G-d, i imagine that spending an evening in the guise of a ficticious character
is well within your super powers. dress casual. or not. whatever. not really fussy.
AMEN.
LB,x
men: can't live with 'em. can't shoot 'em.
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if our lord and saviour looked like sam seaborn, you'd find me in a pew twice every sunday, praying for visions.
ReplyDeletemmm...those dark suits...
Pity he wanted a bigger pay deal and disappeared at the end of season three eh ..... still theres always Josh and toby ...... cue evil laughter
ReplyDeletei think you should be pickier about dress. it's not going to take more effort for G-d to get a little more formal. does anyone look better in a tux than sam?
ReplyDeletehope it works
x
ooo, i just finished season 2 - and am in mourning
ReplyDeletemy box set of all 7 seasons has been dispatched today - am praying it arrives tomorrow!
Sam? I think Josh just swings it for me - what am i talking about? Donna every day of the week and twice on sunday's
happy dating!
this is one of the funniest (and yet most appalling) things i have read in a long time.
ReplyDeletethe appalling part being that there are actually women out there who wear wedding dresses to date jesus, and the funny part being your prayer (because who could try to take it seriously?!) and also, how everyone loves the west wing.
i wish jed bartlett was president.
Cary - you're fabulous.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm with Mr Ourselves... on the Josh part. Sure, Donna's hott - but just not my type.
Jesus may be my homeboy... just not my boyfriend.
xx
west wing... not seen it yet, might just have to add it to my 'to see' list :)
ReplyDeletewould anyone call me crazy if i said cj did it for me?
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